Sunday, February 16, 2014

Missing on your Univ days?

Most of us do. The new things we learnt, the canteen faff, the notes in class, the total irresponsibility of blowing up all your pocket money...

Coursera offers a partial reliving -- the learning part only. I am taking this course now and find that the teachers have to be far more painstaking than in a real classroom, at least the ones I have attended.

It's also a shortcut to make sure you get the latest the global learning environment has to offer.

With the growing success and popularity of Mass Open Online Courses (MOOCs), the number of site offering curated courses are growing. I found Coursebuffet and Mooc-list. And Udacity and Edx.


Given how easy it is to enrol, it's no surprise that people do, however, industry watchers are pointing out low completion rates as something that may affect the sector as a whole: in some courses, as little as 2% or enrolled students actually finish the courses. Others are saying universities will simply use the success of the online formula to fire their professors, keeping only superprofessors who will earn for the university it's online as well as offline dollars.

But I still think getting free education is a pretty cool thing, especially in these days of 'nothing is free'. If you are asking how the sites make money, it's by tapping into a (very) lucrative employee training market (worth USD 135 bn globally). Udacity already has employee training modules for companies like Google. 

One reason why I have largely been uninterested in free online courses is because it's not worth anything in the professional sphere, but LinkedIn is changing that. You can now display your online courses on your LinkedIn profile.

Some very serious things can also happen. This lady from USAID Rwanda is trying to get an online MBA for less than INR 60,000, which is unbelievably cheap even by Indian standards. 

In short, there's cause for excitement. Will keep the blog on my progress.  

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Fly, Soo Ramirez

The unbelievable intricacy of a late autumn terror. A terror so pervasive, it is a part of sleeping, even. Mausami's unborn seeps it in through the amniotic fluid that keeps him safe (safe?) in his bubble of pre-life.

Peter Jaxon would count as a foolhardy non-achiever in 2013. Today, he is seen as a visionary, for he can see what other's cannot: The possibility of switching off the lights after dark.

Soo feels it as an invisible flow in her veins: the Littles, blood, corpses. Tiny ones. She looks again at the humming quiet of the place she knows as home, the throbbing dark of the trees beyond the wall. Instinctively, Soo reaches out to touch that Dark: slithery, like a snake's oiled back. She feels, for one long minute, claustrophobic. A pitiably small aquarium of a village, kept alive by just the lights -- so very fragile. Soo waits for the terror to pass. It does not.

Her, so afraid? And her, a Watcher? Soo shrinks from the afternoon, as if form cold.

All is not going to be well...

For those of you who have not, please read The Passage by Justin Cronin. This post is my tribute to the book.


Monday, November 12, 2012

Do you need to go nerdy overnight?

Assuming a. that you have this somewhat bizarre need, or b. that you are on my mailing list and will read pretty much anything I write, are there any quick fixes?

The answer is Ted Talks, used brilliantly by the marketeers of the Prometheus in creating a very successful pre-release buzz (despite the online marketeer's best intentions, this vid did not go viral). Ted Talks is a talking platform for some of the world's best speakers from the first world and can make you and instant intellectual.

Ted curates its best talks into playlists, and they also ask famous people like Ben Affleck to curate their best Talks. 

And here an interesting tid-bit from the life of Sarah Silverman who is among the most disgustingly funny stand-up comedians I know:

Quoted from the Wikipedia Entry:
TED drew some controversy in 2010 when comedian Sarah Silverman was invited to speak at the conference, and in response to her speech about adopting a "retarded" child, TED organizer Chris Anderson posted to his Twitter account, "I know I shouldn’t say this about one of my own speakers, but I thought Sarah Silverman was god-awful ..."Anderson later deleted his tweet, but Silverman responded via her Twitter account "Kudos to [Chris Anderson] for making TED an unsafe haven for all! You're a barnacle of mediocrity on Bill Gates' asshole."[46] Anderson apologized for his tweet on hisPosterous account, but also wrote "Call me stuffy, but I still think humor about terminally ill 'retarded' kids is an acquired taste ... And not a taste I personally want to acquire."[47]
So, a question to leave you new nerds with:
Is it okay to make fun of a disability?  

Monday, September 3, 2012

How To Write A Novel In A Hurry

I came across Etgar Keret on this blogspot.

Who said last night's convoluted nightmare cannot be exploited, capitalist-style, for your magnum opus? More so since the magnum opus can end in 2000 words?

Pipes by Etgar Keret

When I got to seventh grade, they had a psychologist come to school and put us through a bunch of adjustment tests. He showed me twenty different flashcards, one by one, and asked me what was wrong with the pictures. They all seemed fine to me, but he insisted and showed me the first picture again—the one with the kid in it. “What’s wrong with this picture?” he asked in a tired voice. I told him the picture seemed fine. He got really mad and said, “Can’t you see the boy in the picture doesn’t have any ears?” The truth is that when I looked at the picture again, I did see that the kid had no ears. But the picture still seemed fine to me. The psychologist classed me as “suffering from severe perceptual disorders,” and had me transferred to carpentry school. When I got there, it turned out I was allergic to sawdust, so they transferred me to metalworking class. I was pretty good at it, but I didn’t really enjoy it. To tell the truth, I didn’t really enjoy anything in particular. When I finished school, I started working in a factory that made pipes. My boss was an engineer with a diploma from a top technical college. A brilliant guy. If you showed him a picture of a kid without ears or something like that, he’d figure it out in no time.

After work I’d stay on at the factory and make myself odd-shaped pipes, winding ones that looked like curled-up snakes, and I’d roll marbles through them. I know it sounds like a dumb thing to do, and I didn’t even enjoy it, but I went on doing it anyway.

One night I made a pipe that was really complicated, with lots of twists and turns in it, and when I rolled a marble in, it didn’t come out at the other end. At first I thought it was just stuck in the middle, but after I tried it with about twenty more marbles, I realized they were simply disappearing. I know that everything I say sounds kind of stupid. I mean everyone knows that marbles don’t just disappear, but when I saw the marbles go in at one end of the pipe and not come out at the other end, it didn’t even strike me as strange. It seemed perfectly ok actually. That was when I decided to make myself a bigger pipe, in the same shape, and to crawl into it until I disappeared. When the idea came to me, I was so happy that I started laughing out loud. I think it was the first time in my entire life that I laughed.

From that day on, I worked on my giant pipe. Every evening I’d work on it, and in the morning I’d hide the parts in the storeroom. It took me twenty days to finish making it. On the last night it took me five hours to assemble it, and it took up about half the shop floor.

When I saw it all in one piece, waiting for me, I remembered my social studies teacher who said once that the first human being to use a club wasn’t the strongest person in his tribe or the smartest. It’s just that the others didn’t need club, while he did. He needed a club more than anyone, to survive and to make up for being weak. I don’t think there was another human being in the whole world who wanted to disappear more than I did, and that’s why it was me that invented the pipe. Me, and not that brilliant engineer with his technical college degree who runs the factory.

I started crawling inside the pipe, with no idea about what to expect at the other end. Maybe there would be kids there without ears, sitting on mounds of marbles. Could be. I don’t know exactly what happened after I passed a certain point in the pipe. All I know is that I’m here.

I think I’m an angel now. I mean, I’ve got wings, and this circle over my head and there are hundreds more here like me. When I got here they were sitting around playing with the marbles I’d rolled through the pipe a few weeks earlier.

I always used to think that Heaven is a place for people who’ve spent their whole life being good, but it isn’t. God is too merciful and kind to make a decision like that. Heaven is simply a place for people who were genuinely unable to be happy on earth. They told me here that people who kill themselves return to live their life all over again, because the fact that they didn’t like it the first time doesn’t mean they won’t fit in the second time. But the ones who really don’t fit in the world wind up here. They each have their own way of getting to Heaven.

There are pilots who got here by performing a loop at one precise point in the Bermuda Triangle. There are housewives who went through the back of their kitchen cabinets to get here, and mathematicians who found topological distortions in space and had to squeeze through them to get here. So if you’re really unhappy down there, and if all kinds of people are telling you that you’re suffering from severe perceptual disorders, look for your own way of getting here, and when you find it, could you please bring some cards, cause we’re getting pretty tired of the marbles.


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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Quick Art

There's an anecdote about how a socialite turned down a famous artist's  work because it did not match her wall colour.

Er..I am kind of with the socialite on this one. 

There is little that detracts from a great painting other than the place where it's hung. So if you already have walls that are painted and are then looking around to fill it up, one good option is to make art yourself. 

(On the off chance that you want to know an expert designer's opinion on this topic, please read the Apartment Therapy site.)

To get back on topic, one option is to spend about s day on doing it yourself. 
You'll need:
1. A canvas of a size your space matches.  (Local stationers take size orders)
2. Oil paint of a colour complementary to your room/wall.
3. 1 round brush
4. 1 rigger brush 
(The sizes depend on the size of your canvas)
5. Compass
6. Pencil
7. Ruler
8. Patience

Now check out the cycle silhouette below. Silhouettes are easy to draw and paint, make a statement, and can do wonders if done in a reasonably small size. 

Use the compass to draw two circles - the tyres. Use the ruler to draw the spokes. Now draw the rest using the pencil. Using the round brush and the rigger brush, fill in the pencil marks with colour.

Take time. Since you are not an artist (if you are, then what are you doing on this blog!) your hand will not do what it's told to do every time. Do it slowly to minimise chances of wayward lines.

If, however, you have $45 (plus shipping) absolutely burning a hole in your bank account, you could order this from the Better Homes and Gardens Shop.

The Shortcut to Being A Published Writer

In response to the overwhelming public demand for some less banal than a recipe (although I think recipes are about as banal as the Dal Lake), here is your Chhotacut to becoming a writer:

Submit an article to the Reader's Digest.

They'll do the due diligence in terms of making it read like a Digest article. They will even research the background for you, especially to find out if everything you have written is true.  

Here's the one I submitted (and they published).

And because I think my submitted article was better than the final edited one (Pride's definitely my favourite sin), here's the original:

Tinker Tailor Soldier Teacher 


“You are children that are coming to a special institution. You have the personal responsibility to live upto ideals. Ideals like truth and honesty…”

Image Courtesy: Reader's Digest
Barely suppressed yawns and careful whispers. Looking around to see where that boy/girl you have a crush on is sitting. Crossing and uncrossing your limbs to shake out the pins-and-needles. And the collective, silent, sigh of relief as the lecture meandered into a close with the school announcements.

Indu Ma’am was everything a teacher should not be. You may think teenagers are a liberal lot, since they like to break rules and experiment, but growing up in Delhi in the nineties, we were anything but. So Indu Ma’am’s bead necklaces, which graduated in size from the points in the ballpoint pens to TT balls (that was a lot of balls for us hormonal lot); her gauzy chiffon sarees, her nearly see-through blouses, her fuchsia lipstick – all came up for furious, almost medieval, disapproval.

Not that she had to care what a bunch of raw post-pubescents thought about her – she was the Principal. She could deliver maudlin, 30 minute lectures on her favourite spiritual topic. She could get away with conveying to us, over 15 embarrassing minutes in front of your friends, how despicable people who did not wash their canvas shoes daily were.

If she was any other teacher, we would just have sniggered and left it at that. But with all that power, we had to give her the full treatment – hatred.

To avoid public humiliation, we behaved faultlessly whenever Ma’am was within sight or hearing range. Better still, we avoided her as far as possible. For example, if you turned a corner and spotted something fluorescent pink at the other end of a long school corridor, you took a detour, even if it meant climbing up and down 3 floors to reach a ground floor classroom.

When Indu Ma’am walked in as our 11th Grade Political Science teacher, we were all prepared for thirty-five minutes of sullen transience, forcing our bottoms to stick to our chairs. Passing time stealing glances at the labored progress of the seconds hand around the clock face.

 “How many of you have read today’s paper?”

A few of us raised our hands.

“You can learn a lot from your textbook, but you’ll learn more if you just start paying attention to the papers more,” she said. “When I was in Czechoslovakia, we went on a visit to London. As a Political Science student, I had to visit the British Parliament. Parliamentarians sat like this.”

And with that, our stolid and strict Principal put her dainty feet on her table. The class erupted in giggles. To our amazement, Indu Ma’am laughed with us.

She told us to start watching TV news and read novels set in Europe. “Have you read Anna Karenina?” She asked.

Over the next two years, Indu Ma’am opened our minds to what the world was talking about. While completing a chapter on democracy, she discussed notorious tyrants. In the section on communism, we were treated to a rather interesting story about Rasputin’s relationship with the queen. We spoke about Ceauşescu’s bathroom fittings (gold) and Imelda Marcos’ shoes (2700 pairs). We debated on the merits of the federal system of governance over a semi-federal one.

In another class, she told us she was wearing shorts to the beach, when.... We did not let her complete. Some of us were laughing so hard we were bent at the waist.  “What? You people think I was never thin?” We laughed even harder. That was exactly what was on our minds – her weight.

Many years later, when I started taking classes for entrance-exam-hardened IIT students, I realized how much confidence that had taken – her self-deprecating humour in a group of nearly-adults at their bitchy best. When she walked into class, she transformed into a teacher in the mentoring sense of the term, leaving her role as chief administrator at the door. What struck us was the ease with which she could switch modes. Her Principal personality was rigid, unyielding, and preachy – everything a child could grow to resent. In class, the same person changed into a co-learner, a storyteller, funny, wise – inspiring.
The newsmakers of the nineties came alive in Political Science class, their choices and their lives a matter of wonderment and debate.  

Was Winnie Mandela right in separating from Nelson Mandela? Our middle-class-eighties upbringing balked at the idea. Indu Ma’am asked us why a public persona has to stick to the public’s opinions. She introduced the idea in our heads that divorce may just be an expression of choice, with little to do with morals, often none at all. “In France, most people choose to be in relationships without marriage,” she said. The idea was nothing short of revolutionary for the sheltered creatures from conservative families that we were, but once we were nudged our of our comfort zones, a lot of our beliefs underwent interrogation and lunchtime debates.

Twenty years have passed since I sat in Indu Ma’am’s classes. I have forgotten nearly every part of the Syllabus that fetched me a respectable percentage in the Class XII boards. But I can still tell you when the UN’s Security Council deadline for withdrawal of troops ran out for Saddam Hussein, and what followed.   
When you are seventeen, you haven’t quite figured out who you want to be and choose to play it safe with sticking to whatever the others in Class are. The problem is, they too are looking upto confused morons like you for some inspiration. In Political Science class, however, for a brief 35 minutes every 2 days, our beclouded age would recede. Taking part in discussions, listening to other people’s opinions, sharing your own, imbibing new information that went into shaping those opinions, we became, for half an hour, seekers and learners, and not merely adults-in-the-making.








Saturday, June 16, 2012

ChhotaCut - Your Shortcut To Great Ideas

The blog started on a whim, on a burn of a Sunday morning. 43 degrees in Delhi today.

First offer: A recipe.

A variation of the dalia-upma, which is a variation of the upma. So a recipe that is a variation of a variation. What do you call it? Fusion cooking? 

ConFusion cooking, more likely.

Restoring cooking to the chaos it is.


1 cup dalia
1 cup broken moong dal without the husk, washed and dried
1 cup mixed vegetables, diced
2 tablespoons of tomato-onion-ginger-green chilles-dhania patta paste  
Salt
Haldi powder
1 small teaspoonful sugar
Juice of 1 lemon
2 teaspoonfuls oil
2 glasses of water

Heat oil in a flat pan.
Pour the moong dal and fry on low flame till golder brown and fragrant.
Add the dalia and fry till golder brown.

In a separate frying pan, heat oil and fry the tomato-onion-ginger-green chilles-dhania patta paste till done.

Now add the cup of vegetables to this, add the moong dal+dalia and add water, salt and haldi powder.
Stir well. Cover the pan.

Check once after 5 minutes and stir.

The concoction should be done in 10 or 15 minutes. Sprinkle the lemon juice and serve.

Now eat.


'Lemon wrap...' painting by Debra Sisson.
$ 90, in case you want to buy it.


Footnote:
If you are very lucky or live in Kolkata, the magic ingredient is the Gondhoraj (King of Fragrances) lemon, which, sprinkled over anything well-cooked turns it divine. It looks somewhat like the painting on your left.

Anyone who knows the scientfic name, please tell me.

More Gondhoraj recipes to follow.